My Book Of Awesome

Welcome, people of Earth and Beyond! I would love to believe that there are aliens on other planets reading this right now (if so, Hello! and you should contact NASA right now), but it is unlikely. Hmm, I wonder what they would look like if there were such thing as extra-terrestrials. Would they be ugly and green and dangerous as the media often makes them look, or would they be very similar to us? As beautiful as you, perhaps? No, that couldn't be possible, you are the definition of beauty. You're also awesome, and smart, and just an overall great person. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. Most of the time anyway... Any who, what was I talking about? Oh right! Today's edition to My Book Of Awesome! So here it is: Unexpected naps. You can relate, can't you? Don't you love it when you get all your homework done the day before, and then you have a sleepover with your friend and you stay up really late so you're tired but so happy the next day because you and your friend hardly ever get together so this is like a really rare thing, but after she leaves you realize that staying up late might not have been a good idea, and you lie down on the floor just to say hi to your cat and then you find yourself waking up an hour later with sleep in your eyes and fur all over your face? No? You've never done that? Hmm, maybe I was being too specific. But you know what I mean. It feels so good to just lie in the sun like a cat, to just stretch out, to not worry about any work or other people, and then find yourself suddenly awake and refreshed without ever deciding you were going to take a little nap. All I can say is, I love Sundays. Who ever decided that Sunday was going to be the resting day got it so right. So sleep on, people and aliens! You'll thank me for it. Sincerely, Sam