Thoughts, Quotes, Sayings

Hello, you amazing human being, you! You doing alright there? Got everything figured out? How about some inspirational quotes and sayings to liven up your day, huh? That's what I was thinking too. So here you are, some random thoughts to help you through till tomorrow:


"TEAM – Together Everyone Achieves More". 
"Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked 'pull'."
"You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had."
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to."
"Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit."
"Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you."
"Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies."
"You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy."
"The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying."
"An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind."
"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it."
"Small people talk about people, big people talk about ideas."
"Wise people talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something."
"The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth."
"A goal without a plan is only a dream."
"If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence."
"When things aren't adding up in your life, start subtracting."
"Accept what you cannot change, change what you cannot accept."
"Life is a puzzle, stop trying to place people where they don't fit."
"The word 'impossible' is two letters too long."
"The word 'listen' contains the same letters as the word 'silent'."
"Don't take life too seriously– you'll never make it out alive."

Well, I'd be very surprised and impressed if you read through all of those without getting bored, and are reading this right now. Sure many of them were incredibly cliche, but I hope at least one stuck in your head and you'll remember it and share with others, if only for a laugh. Thanks for paying attention! Sorry for dragging this on so long, you can leave now. No seriously, I'm not going to say any more clever things today, I'm all out. Okay, I promise I won't have a eureka moment while you're gone, or solve world hunger, or eliminate global warming, or make contact with an extra-terrestrial, or write the next super popular, epic, vampire/wizard/fight-to-the-death/space-battle/magical-ring book or movie series. Does that satisfy you? I'm not kidding. You're dismissed, stop reading. You're still reading... Why are you still reading? Oh, because I'm still writing, you say? You trying to blame the wasting of your own time reading something pointless on me? Well, I've got nothing to say to that.... 
Sincerely, Sam